I am starting this blog to track and share some life experiences. The biggest of these life experiences being...becoming a father and raising another human being. Parenthood has to be one of the strangest, most rewarding, and least regulated things in the world.
I have taken many tests and received numerous certificates over my 28 years of life. In my professional life I am able to; administer drugs to another individual, shock a persons heart back into rhythm, enter a burning building and pull someone out, all in an effort to keep a person alive. Before I was able to do these things professionally I had to study, practice and take a test, both written and practical, and receive a certificate stating I passed said tests in order to practice the skills learned. To raise another human being and keep them alive...no test. No certificate. Like most, I was well practiced at the creating portion of bringing a child into the world but that is like cooking Thanksgiving dinner the first time you ever cook and being really good at turning the oven on.
This child will be born any day now and in the following posts I hope to share some entertaining stories, ideas gone fantastically wrong and some great ways to fuck with your spouse when he/she comes home from a long day at work.
Stay tuned...
