Gingervitis?

As the days have passed and Jude's features start to resemble less of a lizard and more of a human baby I have noticed something that could be frightening to most people...he may be a Ginger.

Those of you unfamiliar with Gingers and their condition, Gingervitis; please follow this link http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ginger_Kids (the most important things in life have been covered in a South Park episode at some point).

The biggest fear of have a Ginger Kid is that he will turn into a soulless Ginger not unlike the ones we are most familiar with.

Exhibit A:  Carrottop.

We are all familiar with this hack, prop comedian who in recent years appeared to be addicted to steriods.  As the late Greg Giraldo said to Carrottop during the Flava Flav Roast "How did you find a plastic surgeon that will add a chromosome?'  Let's hope this isn't Jude's path.

Exhibit B:  Danny Bonaduce

This is a Ginger child star gone crazy.  And once again, one with a steroid problem.  Steer clear Jude.

Exhibit C:  Mike McQueary

You may remember Mike McQueary as the Penn State Tattle-Tale who ratted out that self proclaimed 'Tickle Monster.'  I'd hate to have Jude walk a mile in his shower shoes.

My best hope is for Jude to be a Daywalker.  A redhead, yes.  But one with less fair skin and hopefully more of a soul.  Any of these fellow Daywalkers would do:

                                                                        Ron Howard

                                                               Super Chef Bobby Flay

                                                                        Conan O'Brien

I feel pretty comfortable in assuming I don't have to worry about this Ginger in particular....

                                                                        Rocky Dennis
While I admire his enthusiasm for cartography, Jude would have a rocky road indeed.